What's on my mind...

Why are avocados fattening? They ARE vegetables after all.
How can it be 78 degrees 2 days ago and then drop to 40 today? This has caused me to bust out my winter coat again, grrr.
Who ever decided that mint was to be the standard tooth paste flavour?
Why do Canadians and Americans spell flavour, colour and all the rest of the "ou's" differently?
Why is my TV obsessed with NCAA March Madness? Isn't that what sports channels are for?